Don't Say No
You look me right in
the face and say no, but I don't want to hear that You say that you
wish I would go, but I'm not gonna do that You wish you could run and
hide, collective thoughts of homicide You know that you dont wanna
go
Dont say no
I chase you all around
the house, I know what youre thinkin You feel like a trapped in
mouse, I know your heart is sinkin You wish you could run and hide,
collective thoughts of homicide You know that you dont wanna go
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I press my lips up on
your neck, but you dont try to stop me I put my hand up under your
dress, and then you jump on top me You hold me down by my hair, you
tell me that you just dont care Because you have HIV
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Bionic
Look inside its
plain to see Theres room for one and that one is me, We could talk
but I would rather hide You could cause a thousand suicides A
prophylactic can stop disease But this virus is hypocrisy, You think
Im crazy cause I laugh so much But its the only real defense I
got
Neurotic, Psychotic, I
think Im bionic, Im still hooked on phonics Just a few things
you oughta know Im spastic, my cats sick, my feet smell like
chapstick I eat Chinese with match sticks Just a few things you oughta
know
I had trouble waking
up today I just wanna sleep it all away You think Im blind and my
brain is numb Did you ever think I was having fun I shake it twice
from the other end I flush the toilet with my left hand So hard to be
serious Cause this world makes me delirious
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Emily
Id like to sing and
hum the whole day long but I think its impossible I could search
the whole world for the things you want And never even get done Ive
watched you grow and seen the things you do And youve made me laugh
along the way Every time I think youve grown up, you go and digress
in some other way
Id like to present
this award to you For all the silly things youve done I think that
I was once there too But you always take me back with you
Take time be sure to
keep their memories As we grow we will need them Ive learned so
much my mind runs over So hard to even be sure Youve got two pearls
upon your necklace They represent you and me Ive got the whole
world on my shoulders And it never even gets to me
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Frickin Cool
Look at me, Im so
cool, I got my boots Pierced all my body parts, Im so frickin
cool Cigarette hangin from my lips, its so cool to be me
Smokins cool, so
frickin cool
So
frickin cool,
look at my tattoo No job, no money, Im failin school But
hey.........Im
frickin cool
Call me a slacker, no
ambition, lots of time, no education But Im so frickin cool My
friends are all a bunch of freaks They hang with God, theyre
alcoholics Theyve got no future, theyre
frickin cool
Chorus - Im
flunkin
school
Eighty dollar jeans, I
look so cool, so frickin cool Girls think Im cool, I know Im
cool, so frickin cool, Ive got blue hair and green toenails,
chain wallet numchucks in my hatchback, blah blah blah Im
frickin
cool
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Where I Stand
Its 3 Oclock and
Im thinkin Im tired Of waitin for you and all your silly
lies Was all alone until you came along Now Im alone even when
youre around
You say Im always
on your mind Just a thought away all the time Your minds so
polluted with other stuff I dont see where I fit
You terrorized my
thoughts and my sanity But when I try to say good-bye you say to me I
was made for you like you were made for me I think Id rather have a
lobotomy
Let me know where I
stand Dont make me the fool, Dont have to hold my hand Let me
know where I stand Dont make me the fool, I can understand
When you say what
would you do without me all I think of is peace and prosperity and
Im thinkin that I felt more before from an ice cube dropped on
the kitchen floor
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Im Not Lost
All my efforts seem in
vain I wake up with a migraine Its hard to think with all this pain
Instead I think that Ill just scream
Im not lost, Im
just misplaced
As I sat down to my
cornflakes Left to pardon my mistakes When I come down the stairs it
seems Theres no one to help me
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Layin down all day
I just wanted to say, I'll stay
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Term Paper
When I first entered
school I thought Id never get past the third grade But I was
fortunate enough to get through the fifth They frickin lied, they
lied, lifes not crayons, swings and slides Though I try to keep
them my top priorities
I live a term paper
life Ill never get it in on time
I remember the time I
was hummin like a fool I was tappin my pencil, I was feeling
cool Its wrong, its wrong, to reprimand a child for his song I
was censored at the tender age of seven
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Now life, it would be
so mundane Without the right to scream your name Its a lie, a lie,
to take my right to die Im stand-in on the edge of milk and
wafers
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Purple Alien
From the moment that I
saw you coming out of your UFO There were a few things that I just had
to know like where you come from and like whats your name Are you
like an Earth girl are all the parts the same
Youre my purple
alien
Then my heart started
beating just like a conga drum could this be infatuation or could this
be puppy love hey could you tell me whats your sign and whats it
take to make a girl like you mine
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Youre the best
thats all I can say cause you made my ex-girlfriend go away
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Shame
Though I realize how
you feel its hard for me to say Im sorry cause I aint, Feelin
what I should feel and in situations like these I feel faint, Youve
got to realize I spend a lot of time thinkin about things that
dont need thought, About and so I havent even given this half
the think I think I ought
What a shame I cannot
find the urge to verbalize your name, What a name I cannot find the
urge to verbalize your name
Think fast, be on your
toes cause I just might ask you for your senseless point, Of view and
I have heard that youre so opinionated that it hurts, The people
that you love and those you do not give a second thought, So we try to
shield ourselves from the things you say to make our brains rot
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The Bass Song
You pick and choose,
As you walk around me
Its just another
bass song, Make it go away now
You lick and smooth,
Everything about me
Chorus
Time ticks away still,
As you waste the moments
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Lies
I left this town was
not around, Was feeling up when you were feeling down, And I told you
I was down and out, Wait by the phone when youre alone, Maybe
Ill call maybe I wont, And thats the truth I made it up Ya
know, ya know, ya know, ya know,
You know what happens
when you feed my lies, Should never feed my lies, they get bigger, And
Id be screwed if you could read my mind, The cazium deep and wide
and getting bigger
Played for a fool now
youve been hung, Hard to survive when youre so young, Thought me
a friend but you were wrong, Escape the sound and youll be fine, A
thousand needles in my eye, No telling who tells the truth
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Pissed Off Iguana
I watch him walkin,
walkin sideways, Now hes turned around, Hes turned on me, He
doesnt care that I have fed him, That I have made him as big as he
is
People call him what
they wanna, But I call him, the pissed off iguana, Let him do what
hes gonna Or he strike out, hes a pissed off iguana
When we take nature
and we nurture, How can we be sure what the outcome will be, When he
strikes out I try to realize, Brain powers finite as small as a pea
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Lunatic
The cromags took my
life away with the help from many alien forces, Produced a thousand
ways to die did not produce the vision I, Should not fight what I
cant see but if I dont fight theyll bury me, Locked inside
this padded cell It seems like home, it seems like
HELL, in hell, but
Im already there, Im there Should not fight what I cant see,
But if I dont fight theyll bury me, Locked inside this padded
cell It seems like home, it seems like HELL
A dream is all it
really was my late night snack probably the cause, You killed em
all with a blade of grass then told the judge to kiss his nieces,
Followed me till I was dead then buried me without my head, Theyll
honor me with birthday cake, if I should ever
WAKE, awake, but Im
already dead, Im dead, Followed me til I was dead, Then buried
me without my head, Theyll honor me with birthday cake, if I should
ever WAKE
Cockroach graveyard
look inside, Seal the box seal it good, If you find my toes dont
forget our pact, Have them bronzed and send em back, A life
thats all but normal now I made it through dont ask me how,
Argyle socks a spastic cat I got it all I finally got em BACK
Chorus
I'm Not Elvis
Uh he-e i neba i, i, i
he he
Ah he he i-neba hi-i,
a-he he. i he he
Bi ah he, wa a he, ah
he, ah
heee-e-e
i-a, i haye, ( lick
lap slurp ) i hi
Rubber Ball
Ever since I was a
younger boy, I felt just like a ball I was bounced around, around,
around from town to town I spent lonely nights, too young to know What
was wrong or what was right
Im a rubber ball,
somebody bounce me
Life changes rapidly
when you think youre getting old Growing up, feeling life, tasting
life Adolescent ignorance, out of control, running wild
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Now that Im older,
I think I rule my life Corporate job, constant pay All the bills, all
my life I waste away Im stuck in my routine
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Salad
So if what theyre
saying is true, I got some bones to pick with you I dont meant o
sound insane, but just the thought it rots my brain Weve got some
people coming soon, and they will fill this tiny room And if what
theyre saying is true, well soon be running out of food
So put the salad where
it goes, before I punch you in the nose Now pour the water glasses
full, runt o the store and get some more Bread
Bring out the fish,
break out the wine, so we can all begin to dine I boot the ice I gloss
the ground, its the best time that I have found
Chorus
The quarter horse is
now demised, I stuck a fork between his eyes And if what theyre
saying is true, the hair they found belongs to you
Chorus
I Dont Wanna
Kill You
Ive been mortified,
Ive been crucified, Ive been nailed to the cross But Im sick
of all your bitchin so Ill show you whos the boss Youre
just like a diaper baby, youre always on my ass Youre full of
shit and you stink a bit and Im tired of eatin grass So I say
I dont wanna kill
you, but I will if I have to
Ive been washed
out, Ive been tossed out, Ive been thrown out in the street But
Ive pulled my tail out from under me and Im tired of kissin
feet Im the incinerator baby, my flames are gettin bigger Im
like Al Capone, I want left alone or my finger hits the trigger
Chorus
I dont want you, I
dont need you, I wont love you and I cant breed you Woke up
this morning with one good nerve and I think youre gettin on it
