Don't Say No
You look me right in
the face and say no, but I don't want to hear that You say that you
wish I would go, but I'm not gonna do that You wish you could run and
hide, collective thoughts of homicide You know that you don’t wanna
go
Don’t say no
I chase you all around
the house, I know what you’re thinkin’ You feel like a trapped in
mouse, I know your heart is sinkin’ You wish you could run and hide,
collective thoughts of homicide You know that you don’t wanna go
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I press my lips up on
your neck, but you don’t try to stop me I put my hand up under your
dress, and then you jump on top me You hold me down by my hair, you
tell me that you just don’t care Because you have HIV
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Bionic
Look inside it’s
plain to see There’s room for one and that one is me, We could talk
but I would rather hide You could cause a thousand suicides A
prophylactic can stop disease But this virus is hypocrisy, You think
I’m crazy cause I laugh so much But it’s the only real defense I
got
Neurotic, Psychotic, I
think I’m bionic, I’m still hooked on phonics Just a few things
you oughta know I’m spastic, my cat’s sick, my feet smell like
chapstick I eat Chinese with match sticks Just a few things you oughta
know
I had trouble waking
up today I just wanna sleep it all away You think I’m blind and my
brain is numb Did you ever think I was having fun I shake it twice
from the other end I flush the toilet with my left hand So hard to be
serious Cause this world makes me delirious
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Emily
I’d like to sing and
hum the whole day long but I think it’s impossible I could search
the whole world for the things you want And never even get done I’ve
watched you grow and seen the things you do And you’ve made me laugh
along the way Every time I think you’ve grown up, you go and digress
in some other way
I’d like to present
this award to you For all the silly things you’ve done I think that
I was once there too But you always take me back with you
Take time be sure to
keep their memories As we grow we will need them I’ve learned so
much my mind runs over So hard to even be sure You’ve got two pearls
upon your necklace They represent you and me I’ve got the whole
world on my shoulders And it never even gets to me
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Frickin’ Cool
Look at me, I’m so
cool, I got my boots Pierced all my body parts, I’m so frickin’
cool Cigarette hangin’ from my lips, it’s so cool to be me
Smokin’s cool, so
frickin’ cool
So
frickin’ cool,
look at my tattoo No job, no money, I’m failin’ school But
hey.........I’m
frickin’ cool
Call me a slacker, no
ambition, lots of time, no education But I’m so frickin’ cool My
friends are all a bunch of freaks They hang with God, they’re
alcoholics They’ve got no future, they’re
frickin’ cool
Chorus - I’m
flunkin’
school
Eighty dollar jeans, I
look so cool, so frickin’ cool Girls think I’m cool, I know I’m
cool, so frickin’ cool, I’ve got blue hair and green toenails,
chain wallet numchucks in my hatchback, blah blah blah I’m
frickin’
cool
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Where I Stand
It’s 3 O’clock and
I’m thinkin’ I’m tired Of waitin’ for you and all your silly
lies Was all alone until you came along Now I’m alone even when
you’re around
You say I’m always
on your mind Just a thought away all the time Your mind’s so
polluted with other stuff I don’t see where I fit
You terrorized my
thoughts and my sanity But when I try to say good-bye you say to me I
was made for you like you were made for me I think I’d rather have a
lobotomy
Let me know where I
stand Don’t make me the fool, Don’t have to hold my hand Let me
know where I stand Don’t make me the fool, I can understand
When you say what
would you do without me all I think of is peace and prosperity and
I’m thinkin’ that I felt more before from an ice cube dropped on
the kitchen floor
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I’m Not Lost
All my efforts seem in
vain I wake up with a migraine It’s hard to think with all this pain
Instead I think that I’ll just scream
I’m not lost, I’m
just misplaced
As I sat down to my
cornflakes Left to pardon my mistakes When I come down the stairs it
seems There’s no one to help me
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Layin’ down all day
I just wanted to say, I'll stay
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Term Paper
When I first entered
school I thought I’d never get past the third grade But I was
fortunate enough to get through the fifth They frickin’ lied, they
lied, life’s not crayons, swings and slides Though I try to keep
them my top priorities
I live a term paper
life I’ll never get it in on time
I remember the time I
was hummin’ like a fool I was tappin’ my pencil, I was feeling
cool It’s wrong, it’s wrong, to reprimand a child for his song I
was censored at the tender age of seven
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Now life, it would be
so mundane Without the right to scream your name It’s a lie, a lie,
to take my right to die I’m stand-in’ on the edge of milk and
wafers
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Purple Alien
From the moment that I
saw you coming out of your UFO There were a few things that I just had
to know like where you come from and like what’s your name Are you
like an Earth girl are all the parts the same
You’re my purple
alien
Then my heart started
beating just like a conga drum could this be infatuation or could this
be puppy love hey could you tell me what’s your sign and what’s it
take to make a girl like you mine
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You’re the best
that’s all I can say cause you made my ex-girlfriend go away
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Shame
Though I realize how
you feel it’s hard for me to say I’m sorry cause I ain’t, Feelin’
what I should feel and in situations like these I feel faint, You’ve
got to realize I spend a lot of time thinkin’ about things that
don’t need thought, About and so I haven’t even given this half
the think I think I ought
What a shame I cannot
find the urge to verbalize your name, What a name I cannot find the
urge to verbalize your name
Think fast, be on your
toes cause I just might ask you for your senseless point, Of view and
I have heard that you’re so opinionated that it hurts, The people
that you love and those you do not give a second thought, So we try to
shield ourselves from the things you say to make our brains rot
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The Bass Song
You pick and choose,
As you walk around me
It’s just another
bass song, Make it go away now
You lick and smooth,
Everything about me
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Time ticks away still,
As you waste the moments
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Lies
I left this town was
not around, Was feeling up when you were feeling down, And I told you
I was down and out, Wait by the phone when you’re alone, Maybe
I’ll call maybe I won’t, And that’s the truth I made it up Ya
know, ya know, ya know, ya know,
You know what happens
when you feed my lies, Should never feed my lies, they get bigger, And
I’d be screwed if you could read my mind, The cazium deep and wide
and getting bigger
Played for a fool now
you’ve been hung, Hard to survive when you’re so young, Thought me
a friend but you were wrong, Escape the sound and you’ll be fine, A
thousand needles in my eye, No telling who tells the truth
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Pissed Off Iguana
I watch him walkin’,
walkin’ sideways, Now he’s turned around, He’s turned on me, He
doesn’t care that I have fed him, That I have made him as big as he
is
People call him what
they wanna, But I call him, the pissed off iguana, Let him do what
he’s gonna Or he’ strike out, he’s a pissed off iguana
When we take nature
and we nurture, How can we be sure what the outcome will be, When he
strikes out I try to realize, Brain power’s finite as small as a pea
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Lunatic
The cromags took my
life away with the help from many alien forces, Produced a thousand
ways to die did not produce the vision I, Should not fight what I
can’t see but if I don’t fight they’ll bury me, Locked inside
this padded cell It seems like home, it seems like
HELL, in hell, but
I’m already there, I’m there Should not fight what I can’t see,
But if I don’t fight they’ll bury me, Locked inside this padded
cell It seems like home, it seems like HELL
A dream is all it
really was my late night snack probably the cause, You killed ‘em
all with a blade of grass then told the judge to kiss his nieces,
Followed me till I was dead then buried me without my head, They’ll
honor me with birthday cake, if I should ever
WAKE, awake, but I’m
already dead, I’m dead, Followed me ‘til I was dead, Then buried
me without my head, They’ll honor me with birthday cake, if I should
ever WAKE
Cockroach graveyard
look inside, Seal the box seal it good, If you find my toes don’t
forget our pact, Have them bronzed and send ‘em back, A life
that’s all but normal now I made it through don’t ask me how,
Argyle socks a spastic cat I got it all I finally got ‘em BACK
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I'm Not Elvis
Uh he-e i neba i, i, i
he he
Ah he he i-neba hi-i,
a-he he. i he he
Bi ah he, wa a he, ah
he, ah
heee-e-e
i-a, i haye, ( lick
lap slurp ) i hi
Rubber Ball
Ever since I was a
younger boy, I felt just like a ball I was bounced around, around,
around from town to town I spent lonely nights, too young to know What
was wrong or what was right
I’m a rubber ball,
somebody bounce me
Life changes rapidly
when you think you’re getting old Growing up, feeling life, tasting
life Adolescent ignorance, out of control, running wild
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Now that I’m older,
I think I rule my life Corporate job, constant pay All the bills, all
my life I waste away I’m stuck in my routine
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Salad
So if what they’re
saying is true, I got some bones to pick with you I don’t meant o
sound insane, but just the thought it rots my brain We’ve got some
people coming soon, and they will fill this tiny room And if what
they’re saying is true, we’ll soon be running out of food
So put the salad where
it goes, before I punch you in the nose Now pour the water glasses
full, runt o the store and get some more Bread
Bring out the fish,
break out the wine, so we can all begin to dine I boot the ice I gloss
the ground, it’s the best time that I have found
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The quarter horse is
now demised, I stuck a fork between his eyes And if what they’re
saying is true, the hair they found belongs to you
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I Don’t Wanna
Kill You
I’ve been mortified,
I’ve been crucified, I’ve been nailed to the cross But I’m sick
of all your bitchin’ so I’ll show you who’s the boss You’re
just like a diaper baby, you’re always on my ass You’re full of
shit and you stink a bit and I’m tired of eatin’ grass So I say
I don’t wanna kill
you, but I will if I have to
I’ve been washed
out, I’ve been tossed out, I’ve been thrown out in the street But
I’ve pulled my tail out from under me and I’m tired of kissin’
feet I’m the incinerator baby, my flames are gettin’ bigger I’m
like Al Capone, I want left alone or my finger hits the trigger
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I don’t want you, I
don’t need you, I won’t love you and I can’t breed you Woke up
this morning with one good nerve and I think you’re gettin’ on it
