Beach
I
got my towel and I'm walking down the beach, I got my
sunglasses on, I'm going to find a spot to put my towel
down, I'm a really really boff man
I'm
a man, Your my baby, Everybody's saying to me,
"Yea!" Because they want to be like me, But they
can't be me because there's only one me,
Life's
a beach and ca-ca happens, At the beach you can hear the
waves slapping, Put the top down to see what happens, Life's
a beach and baby ca-ca happens to me,
I
got my lady she's my baby gonna take me a chance on the
dance of "a little bit of romance", I got the SPF
35 going on, I'm a tan man, Yea I'm a boff man,
I'm
a man, Your my baby, Everybody's saying to me,
"Yea!", Because they want to be like me, But they
can't be me because there's only one me,
Life's
a beach and ca-ca happens, At the beach you can hear the
waves slapping, Put the top down to see what happens, Life's
a beach and baby ca-ca happens to me,
Creeps
When
evil comes a knocking it's knocking on my door, It's
scratching on my window and it's crawling across my floor, I
can hear it right beside me, It's coming after me, When evil
comes a knocking it's coming up my stairs, No one seems to
argue but no one seems to care, I know it's right behind me,
It's coming after me
The
creeps are all around me, They're coming after me, The
creeps are all around my place and outside in the tree, The
creeps are all around me, Everybody run, I'd like to but you
know my friend the creeps are so much fun,
When
I'm standing in the shower it's coming at me with a knife,
It's scarring my half to death, It's scarring me right out
of my life, I can feel it right beside me, I can almost feel
it's breath, The blood it starts to flow, I can see it in
the drain, I know the knife is inside me, But I can not feel
no pain, And I feel it all around me, It's scaring me to
death,
The
creeps are all around me, They're coming after me, The
creeps are all around my place and outside in the tree, The
creeps are all around me, Everybody run, I'd like to but you
know my friend the creeps are so much fun,
(gratuitous
la-la part)
When
evil comes a knocking it's knocking on my door, It's
scratching on my window and it's crawling across my floor, I
can hear it right beside me, It's coming after me, When evil
comes a knocking it's coming up my stairs, No one seems to
argue but no one seems to care, And I know it's all around
me, But it's all inside my head, I wish that I was dead!
The
creeps are all around me, They're coming after me, The
creeps are all around my place and outside in the tree, The
creeps are all around me, Everybody run, I'd like to but you
know my friend the creeps are so much fun,
Don't
Say No
You
look me right in the face and say no, but I don't want to
hear that You say that you wish I would go, but I'm not
gonna do that You wish you could run and hide, collective
thoughts of homicide You know that you don’t wanna go
Don’t
say no
I
chase you all around the house, I know what you’re thinkin’
You feel like a trapped in mouse, I know your heart is
sinkin’ You wish you could run and hide, collective
thoughts of homicide You know that you don’t wanna go
Chorus
I
press my lips up on your neck, but you don’t try to stop
me I put my hand up under your dress, and then you jump on
top me You hold me down by my hair, you tell me that you
just don’t care Because you have HIV
Bionic
Look
inside it’s plain to see There’s room for one and that
one is me, We could talk but I would rather hide You could
cause a thousand suicides A prophylactic can stop disease
But this virus is hypocrisy, You think I’m crazy cause I
laugh so much But it’s the only real defense I got
Neurotic,
Psychotic, I think I’m bionic, I’m still hooked on
phonics Just a few things you oughta know I’m spastic, my
cat’s sick, my feet smell like chapstick I eat Chinese
with match sticks Just a few things you oughta know
I
had trouble waking up today I just wanna sleep it all away
You think I’m blind and my brain is numb Did you ever
think I was having fun I shake it twice from the other end I
flush the toilet with my left hand So hard to be serious
Cause this world makes me delirious
Where
I Stand
It’s
3 O’clock and I’m thinkin’ I’m tired Of waitin’
for you and all your silly lies Was all alone until you came
along Now I’m alone even when you’re around
You
say I’m always on your mind Just a thought away all the
time Your mind’s so polluted with other stuff I don’t
see where I fit
You
terrorized my thoughts and my sanity But when I try to say
good-bye you say to me I was made for you like you were made
for me I think I’d rather have a lobotomy
Let
me know where I stand Don’t make me the fool, Don’t have
to hold my hand Let me know where I stand Don’t make me
the fool, I can understand
When
you say what would you do without me all I think of is peace
and prosperity and I’m thinkin’ that I felt more before
from an ice cube dropped on the kitchen floor
Chorus
I’m
Not Lost
All
my efforts seem in vain I wake up with a migraine It’s
hard to think with all this pain Instead I think that I’ll
just scream
I’m
not lost, I’m just misplaced
As
I sat down to my cornflakes Left to pardon my mistakes When
I come down the stairs it seems There’s no one to help me
Chorus
Layin’
down all day I just wanted to say, I'll stay
Purple
Alien
From
the moment that I saw you coming out of your UFO There were
a few things that I just had to know like where you come
from and like what’s your name Are you like an Earth girl
are all the parts the same
You’re
my purple alien
Then
my heart started beating just like a conga drum could this
be infatuation or could this be puppy love hey could you
tell me what’s your sign and what’s it take to make a
girl like you mine
Chorus
You’re
the best that’s all I can say cause you made my
ex-girlfriend go away
Chorus
Shame
Though
I realize how you feel it’s hard for me to say I’m sorry
cause I ain’t, Feelin’ what I should feel and in
situations like these I feel faint, You’ve got to realize
I spend a lot of time thinkin’ about things that don’t
need thought, About and so I haven’t even given this half
the think I think I ought
What
a shame I cannot find the urge to verbalize your name, What
a name I cannot find the urge to verbalize your name
Think
fast, be on your toes cause I just might ask you for your
senseless point, Of view and I have heard that you’re so
opinionated that it hurts, The people that you love and
those you do not give a second thought, So we try to shield
ourselves from the things you say to make our brains rot
Chorus
The
Bass Song
You
pick and choose, As you walk around me
It’s
just another bass song, Make it go away now
You
lick and smooth, Everything about me
Chorus
Time
ticks away still, As you waste the moments
Pissed
Off Iguana
I
watch him walkin’, walkin’ sideways, Now he’s turned
around, He’s turned on me, He doesn’t care that I have
fed him, That I have made him as big as he is
People
call him what they wanna, But I call him, the pissed off
iguana, Let him do what he’s gonna Or he’ strike out,
he’s a pissed off iguana
When
we take nature and we nurture, How can we be sure what the
outcome will be, When he strikes out I try to realize, Brain
power’s finite as small as a pea
Rubber
Ball
Ever
since I was a younger boy, I felt just like a ball I was
bounced around, around, around from town to town I spent
lonely nights, too young to know What was wrong or what was
right
I’m
a rubber ball, somebody bounce me
Life
changes rapidly when you think you’re getting old Growing
up, feeling life, tasting life Adolescent ignorance, out of
control, running wild
Chorus
Now
that I’m older, I think I rule my life Corporate job,
constant pay All the bills, all my life I waste away I’m
stuck in my routine
I
Don’t Wanna Kill You
I’ve
been mortified, I’ve been crucified, I’ve been nailed to
the cross But I’m sick of all your bitchin’ so I’ll
show you who’s the boss You’re just like a diaper baby,
you’re always on my ass You’re full of shit and you
stink a bit and I’m tired of eatin’ grass So I say
I
don’t wanna kill you, but I will if I have to
I’ve
been washed out, I’ve been tossed out, I’ve been thrown
out in the street But I’ve pulled my tail out from under
me and I’m tired of kissin’ feet I’m the incinerator
baby, my flames are gettin’ bigger I’m like Al Capone, I
want left alone or my finger hits the trigger
Chorus
I
don’t want you, I don’t need you, I won’t love you and
I can’t breed you
Woke up this morning with one good nerve and I think
you’re gettin’ on it
