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Beach

I got my towel and I'm walking down the beach, I got my sunglasses on, I'm going to find a spot to put my towel down, I'm a really really boff man

I'm a man, Your my baby, Everybody's saying to me, "Yea!" Because they want to be like me, But they can't be me because there's only one me,

Life's a beach and ca-ca happens, At the beach you can hear the waves slapping, Put the top down to see what happens, Life's a beach and baby ca-ca happens to me,

I got my lady she's my baby gonna take me a chance on the dance of "a little bit of romance", I got the SPF 35 going on, I'm a tan man, Yea I'm a boff man,

I'm a man, Your my baby, Everybody's saying to me, "Yea!", Because they want to be like me, But they can't be me because there's only one me,

Life's a beach and ca-ca happens, At the beach you can hear the waves slapping, Put the top down to see what happens, Life's a beach and baby ca-ca happens to me,

Creeps

When evil comes a knocking it's knocking on my door,  It's scratching on my window and it's crawling across my floor, I can hear it right beside me, It's coming after me, When evil comes a knocking it's coming up my stairs, No one seems to argue but no one seems to care, I know it's right behind me, It's coming after me

The creeps are all around me, They're coming after me, The creeps are all around my place and outside in the tree, The creeps are all around me, Everybody run, I'd like to but you know my friend the creeps are so much fun,

When I'm standing in the shower it's coming at me with a knife, It's scarring my half to death, It's scarring me right out of my life, I can feel it right beside me, I can almost feel it's breath, The blood it starts to flow, I can see it in the drain, I know the knife is inside me, But I can not feel no pain, And I feel it all around me, It's scaring me to death,

The creeps are all around me, They're coming after me, The creeps are all around my place and outside in the tree, The creeps are all around me, Everybody run, I'd like to but you know my friend the creeps are so much fun,

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When evil comes a knocking it's knocking on my door, It's scratching on my window and it's crawling across my floor, I can hear it right beside me, It's coming after me, When evil comes a knocking it's coming up my stairs, No one seems to argue but no one seems to care, And I know it's all around me, But it's all inside my head, I wish that I was dead!

The creeps are all around me, They're coming after me, The creeps are all around my place and outside in the tree, The creeps are all around me, Everybody run, I'd like to but you know my friend the creeps are so much fun,

Don't Say No

You look me right in the face and say no, but I don't want to hear that You say that you wish I would go, but I'm not gonna do that You wish you could run and hide, collective thoughts of homicide You know that you don’t wanna go

Don’t say no

I chase you all around the house, I know what you’re thinkin’ You feel like a trapped in mouse, I know your heart is sinkin’ You wish you could run and hide, collective thoughts of homicide You know that you don’t wanna go

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I press my lips up on your neck, but you don’t try to stop me I put my hand up under your dress, and then you jump on top me You hold me down by my hair, you tell me that you just don’t care Because you have HIV

Bionic

Look inside it’s plain to see There’s room for one and that one is me, We could talk but I would rather hide You could cause a thousand suicides A prophylactic can stop disease But this virus is hypocrisy, You think I’m crazy cause I laugh so much But it’s the only real defense I got

Neurotic, Psychotic, I think I’m bionic, I’m still hooked on phonics Just a few things you oughta know I’m spastic, my cat’s sick, my feet smell like chapstick I eat Chinese with match sticks Just a few things you oughta know

I had trouble waking up today I just wanna sleep it all away You think I’m blind and my brain is numb Did you ever think I was having fun I shake it twice from the other end I flush the toilet with my left hand So hard to be serious Cause this world makes me delirious

Where I Stand

It’s 3 O’clock and I’m thinkin’ I’m tired Of waitin’ for you and all your silly lies Was all alone until you came along Now I’m alone even when you’re around

You say I’m always on your mind Just a thought away all the time Your mind’s so polluted with other stuff I don’t see where I fit

You terrorized my thoughts and my sanity But when I try to say good-bye you say to me I was made for you like you were made for me I think I’d rather have a lobotomy

Let me know where I stand Don’t make me the fool, Don’t have to hold my hand Let me know where I stand Don’t make me the fool, I can understand

When you say what would you do without me all I think of is peace and prosperity and I’m thinkin’ that I felt more before from an ice cube dropped on the kitchen floor

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I’m Not Lost

All my efforts seem in vain I wake up with a migraine It’s hard to think with all this pain Instead I think that I’ll just scream

I’m not lost, I’m just misplaced

As I sat down to my cornflakes Left to pardon my mistakes When I come down the stairs it seems There’s no one to help me

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Layin’ down all day I just wanted to say, I'll stay

Purple Alien

From the moment that I saw you coming out of your UFO There were a few things that I just had to know like where you come from and like what’s your name Are you like an Earth girl are all the parts the same

You’re my purple alien

Then my heart started beating just like a conga drum could this be infatuation or could this be puppy love hey could you tell me what’s your sign and what’s it take to make a girl like you mine

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You’re the best that’s all I can say cause you made my ex-girlfriend go away

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Shame

Though I realize how you feel it’s hard for me to say I’m sorry cause I ain’t, Feelin’ what I should feel and in situations like these I feel faint, You’ve got to realize I spend a lot of time thinkin’ about things that don’t need thought, About and so I haven’t even given this half the think I think I ought

What a shame I cannot find the urge to verbalize your name, What a name I cannot find the urge to verbalize your name

Think fast, be on your toes cause I just might ask you for your senseless point, Of view and I have heard that you’re so opinionated that it hurts, The people that you love and those you do not give a second thought, So we try to shield ourselves from the things you say to make our brains rot

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The Bass Song

You pick and choose, As you walk around me

It’s just another bass song, Make it go away now

You lick and smooth, Everything about me

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Time ticks away still, As you waste the moments

Pissed Off Iguana

I watch him walkin’, walkin’ sideways, Now he’s turned around, He’s turned on me, He doesn’t care that I have fed him, That I have made him as big as he is

People call him what they wanna, But I call him, the pissed off iguana, Let him do what he’s gonna Or he’ strike out, he’s a pissed off iguana

When we take nature and we nurture, How can we be sure what the outcome will be, When he strikes out I try to realize, Brain power’s finite as small as a pea

Rubber Ball

Ever since I was a younger boy, I felt just like a ball I was bounced around, around, around from town to town I spent lonely nights, too young to know What was wrong or what was right

I’m a rubber ball, somebody bounce me

Life changes rapidly when you think you’re getting old Growing up, feeling life, tasting life Adolescent ignorance, out of control, running wild

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Now that I’m older, I think I rule my life Corporate job, constant pay All the bills, all my life I waste away I’m stuck in my routine

I Don’t Wanna Kill You

I’ve been mortified, I’ve been crucified, I’ve been nailed to the cross But I’m sick of all your bitchin’ so I’ll show you who’s the boss You’re just like a diaper baby, you’re always on my ass You’re full of shit and you stink a bit and I’m tired of eatin’ grass So I say

I don’t wanna kill you, but I will if I have to

I’ve been washed out, I’ve been tossed out, I’ve been thrown out in the street But I’ve pulled my tail out from under me and I’m tired of kissin’ feet I’m the incinerator baby, my flames are gettin’ bigger I’m like Al Capone, I want left alone or my finger hits the trigger

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I don’t want you, I don’t need you, I won’t love you and I can’t breed you
Woke up this morning with one good nerve and I think you’re gettin’ on it