Dear

You’re my doe, my deer my female deer, We should go and have a beer and do, Just what dears do, I got a letter it came today, Open it see what it say, It say, I should stay away from you, But I don’t want to

I pass my luggage on to you, I trip and fall, I forget to, Call my mother on her day, I mean no harm but people say, I hate, I do not hate, I just feel better when I feel great, I do, I feel better when I’m with you, I do La-Di-Da-Di-Do

You’re my ray, My ray, You’re my drop of sun, You’ll feel better when we’re done, It’s true, When we’re through, Another letter came today, This one say they’re taking me away, From you, To a padded room, I’m gonna miss you

I pass my luggage on to you, I trip and fall, I forget to, Call my mother on her day, I mean no harm but people say, I hate, I do not hate, I just feel better when I feel great, I do, I feel better when I’m with you, I do La-Di-Da-Di-Do

Spend Some Time

Long ago I didn’t have no worries, But times have changed and I’m in a hurry, If time were money I could stand a loan, So I could spend some time with you and be all alone but,

Everybody wants to spend some time, Everybody wants to get real close to my heart, Everybody wants to spend some time, Everybody wants to get real close.

People waiting around for me to stumble, I’ll turn there world around and watch it crumble, Cause one and one me and you makes two, You can’t divide us by one that still leaves you and yours truly but,

Everybody wants to spend some time, Everybody wants to get real close to my heart, Everybody wants to spend some time, Everybody wants to get real close.

Remember Me

Well we’re living in a world today, Where it doesn’t matter what I say, Ain’t that gay, I could tell you about the pain I feel, And you could tell me it aint real, It’s just how I feel

But when I reach my dying day, And there’s nothing left of me, What will they say, I hope I’ve found the notes to play, And sung the words that say, So everyone remembers me

I can see that you enjoy your life, And I respect that it’s your life, Cause it’s your life, But I’ve been hearing all the words you say, It’s been telling me you don’t like my way, That’s just my way

So when I reach my dying day, And there’s nothing left of me, What will they say, I hope I’ve found the notes to play, And sung the words that say, So everyone remembers me

I’m The Bomb

I went to the doc the other day, To see what could be wrong with me, He took a look inside and said that, There ain’t nothing wrong with me

I’m the bomb

There was a time when I was nothing, And people set me on my seat, But they all can kiss my ass cause, Now they’re all watching me

I’m the bomb

I remember all the kids I went to school with, And how they all made fun of me, Now they’re all old, fat and ugly
I bet they wished they were me

I’m the bomb

Dick

He’s a little prick and he’s acting like a dick,

She’s a fucking bitch and she’s acting like a prick,

I’m a piece of shit and I’m acting like a dick,

The Jerks

Don’t you wish, You didn’t have to listen, To the funk, Spewing from my mouth, Now you have to take the blame for something else, Lit the dame, Yeah the bitch was glowing, See no shame in just not knowing how, To keep a white girl entertained

Fell behind, Now I get to follow, A bunch of jerks, Who once followed me, Yeah now I see, It wasn’t worth it

It’s been so hard, To face the consequences, They reveal, I haven’t been alone, Passed down through the years like some dreaded disease, Lit the dame, Yeah the bitch was glowing, See no shame in just not knowing how
To keep a white girl entertained

Fell behind, Now I get to follow, A bunch of jerks, Who once followed me, Yeah now I see, It wasn’t worth it

You hang your head and wonder why, There’s something missing from your life, And it’s something that you wished you swallowed

Buh-Bye

What’s that you’re thinking about what we had, You say it’s bringing, It’s bringing you down, Oh well that’s all, That’s all I can give you, You’re memories are all you’ll have

No, Don’t, No, I don’t want to hold you, No, Don’t, No, I don’t wanna change my mind, No, Don’t, No, You complicate things, No, Don’t, No, I don’t wanna change my mind

What’s that you’re saying, we need to focus, On things today and not the past, What was I thinking I guess it’s OK, You can fuck who you like and I’ll just turn my head

No, Don’t, No, I don’t want to hold you, No, Don’t, No, I don’t wanna change my mind, No, Don’t, No, You complicate things, No, Don’t, No, I don’t wanna change my mind

And when your talking about all that petty shit with your friends, Just leave me out, Don’t bring me up in conversation, Why have a conscious now, When you can have temptation, You didn’t think of me then, Why’d you think of me now

You & You & Me

Hey look at me I’m what you want, I’m what you need, I’m not trying to be something I’m not, I’m just trying to be, If it’s all the same to you I’ll walk, Or crawl on my knees, To the place where I really ought, To be, With you and you and me, That’s where I wanna be

Yesterday I though I was a man, But I’m still just a boy, Looking for someone to understand, Someone I can , annoy, And it looks like you might be the one, The one to help me, Get to the place I really ought to be, With You and you and me, That’s where I wanna be

You were my only aggravation, More than enough insanity, Worse than an eighty grade education, Oh yeah, And I think, When we look back, We’re gonna laugh, Gonna laugh, Gotta laugh at the scene

Celeberty

I saw you on the Springer show, that’s when I fell in love, They said you fucked your brother, but you really turned me on, Now I'm sitting here all beside my self, while I ponder what to do, And though you'd rather hump your brother, maybe I could fit in, I could fit in too......   just like you do, But you're a celebrity, cause you were on t.v.
You probably wouldn't even notice me.

I saw you on the Springer show, you blew my freaking mind, They said you had a man and woman both at the same time, Now I have a fantasy including me, including you, And though you'd rather hump two others, maybe I could fit in... I could fit in too....    just like you do, But you're a celebrity, cause you were on t.v., You probably wouldn't even notice me

In search of you I called the show, I'm looking for a girl I think you know, And they wouldn't help me, I don't know why, I said I'm the cops, they knew it was a lie, So I went to the office and I caused a scene, And that's when someone yelled STOP

WHICH BROTHER FUCKER DO YOU MEAN

He didn't have to scream, But you're a celebrity, cause you were on t.v., You probably wouldn't even notice me
you were on t.v.

PMS

Suzie loves Dick, but Dick don't care, Dick loves Jane, Suzie says it ain't fair, But Susie wants Dick, She must have Dick, Susie likes Dick, She really wants Dick, Yeah Jane loves Dick it's true, Suzie there's no way, Jane will ever share her Dick with you, She'll never share her Dick with you, She'll never share her Dick...

As time went on,  Dick went astray, And Suzie had fun,  with Dick anyway, Now Susie's got Dick, Jane's loosing her mind, Susie's got Dick, And Jane says fine, Now Jane and Dick are done, And Jane says Dick was never really that much fun, Dick was never much fun, Who needs Dick, She don't like Dick...

As it turns out, Susie got bored, She kicked Dick where it counts, Man Dick was sore, Now Jane's had Dick,  Yea Suzie's had Dick, They both had Dick, They both hate Dick, Dick left the very next day, Cause Susie and Jane they both rubbed Dick the wrong way, They rubbed Dick the wrong way, They made Dick sore, They can't handle the Dick...

Redneck Girl

Redneck girl, you got a 44 for a toy, You’re a redneck girl, and you’re looking for a redneck boy, I like the way you talk you sure got a pretty mouth, You may be from the north but you sound like you’re from the south

You’re a redneck girl

Redneck girl, with your hair up to the sky, You’re a redneck girl, and you’re looking for a redneck guy, I think it’s kind of strange how our poured in to those jeans, You may not think they’re tight but your feet are turning green

You’re a redneck girl

Redneck girl, riding round in your pick-up truck, You’re a redneck girl, and you’re looking for a redneck friend, I tried to explain to you all about the school of hard knocks, You didn’t understand me though cause your dumb as a box of rocks

You’re a redneck girl