Lyrics in alphabetical order.

Acappella

…And it’s been told many times before
How I got my ass kicked out the door
Although it’s been told so many times
The story’s different when the ass is mine 

I may feel like I’m the only man
But in time I’ll be a happy man
Feels like my worlds been torn apart
In the end I might me a lonely man
But at least I’ll be a happy man
Sometimes the ends a real good place to start 

I know you’re through explaining
But I really like complaining
Acappella 

It’s true maybe I fell out of love
Like a bolt of lightning from above
But I caught you with other guys
And you could not get out of those lies 

Angels Falling

Committing sins in the fathers name
Left our souls out in the rain
Hear the tear drops on the windowsill
Satan’s laughing once again 

When the winds of change are blowing atrophy
There will be no silence night and day
We’ll all sit back and tune to CNN
And watch the angels falling 

So many times we’ll hear their wings fall off
Loosing track of time of day
Can’t you can see all the halos falling
Feeling betrayed once again

 Before

I never thought I could be the man before
I never thought I could do these things before
I never thought I could live this way before
I never thought I could change my life before 

Before I thought this dream was not for me
Before I didn’t even have the sight to see
Before now I never did the things I do
Before now I wasn’t shit to you

  I’m going to step out on the stage and pour the life out of my soul
I’m going to rise up from the shadows feeling good about myself 

Before I 

I never thought I could feel like this before
I’m saying things I could never say before
I’m doing things I could never do before
I hold myself like I never did before 

Before I go and make the same mistakes I made
Before I will think things through Before I do
The things to make me feel the way I did Before

 I’m going to step out on the stage and pour the life out of my soul
I’m going to rise up from the shadows feeling good about myself 

Before I 

Die

I’ll love you for eternity, until the end of time, my time
And maybe even longer cause the love we have
Feels just like a bubble bath it’s all fuzzy inside 

You’ll never get rid of me I’ll always be around, around
If not I’ll hunt you down and then I’ll tape you up
And stick you in my trunk and drive to a place no one will find 

Where you’ll die
Don’t you ever leave me or you’ll die 

You can go get girls for me, and you can bring them home and then
We’ll chop them in to pieces and we’ll heat them up
And then we both will eat them up and you’ll never tell any one 

Or you’ll die
Don’t you ever leave me or you’ll die

Frozen

You got what you wanted you got what you needed
You got what you wanted and that was all right by me
But why did you leave me with all this pain in my face and my heart
Sitting in my hand
Where did your love go maybe out the window
Or did someone else show you more love than me
Guess I could never make you feel like a natural woman
But why would I want to 

I can’t help feeling like I am frozen 

You said never leave you said till the end true
I thought that meant you too I guess that was stupid of me
You never wanted what I wanted anyway American dream
You just thought of yourself
I went through fixation to the point of obsession
I went through depression like an emotional weed
What did I expect to ever come out of a correlation
Based on ejaculation 

I can’t help feeling like I am frozen 

You filled me with white lies they were all the right lies
For you to control and manipulate me
To do what you wanted do what you needed forget what I wanted
 It was not about me 

I can’t help feeling like I am frozen

Iva And Uva

Uva and Iva born on the same day
To the same parents but special in their own way

Iva only ever wanted to sing
And dancing was Uva’s favorite thing 

And Iva can sing
Uva can dance
Iva can sing 

Iva and Uva always made fun of
But that didn’t’ stop them from doing what they love

Just Us

We don’t mean to scare you or make you feel sad
By the things that we say or the shit that we do
It may seem that we don’t flow along with the grain
That’s cause we don’t give in to the hullabaloo 

  We might be a little stranger
  But you’re not in any danger

People look at us and they get disgusted
While we sit and laugh at ourselves
Offensive to some but to their displeasure
We sit and laugh at ourselves

You’re likely to sense that we don’t give a fuck
And you may hear things you don’t want to hear
Like our dicks smell like chapstick and we fuck your mother
Or anything rude that may just come to mind
Our pants may fall down and we may start to dance
And we’ll have lots of fun at the expense of you

We might be a little stranger
  But you’re not in any danger

People look at us and they get disgusted
While we sit and laugh at ourselves
Offensive to some but to their displeasure
We sit and laugh at ourselves
Our jokes may be just a little off color
But we sit and laugh at ourselves

Independent as fuck and I forgot to mention
That we don’t rely on anyone but ourselves
So don’t even offer or think that you’ll help so
In closing I’ll give you a hearty fuck you

We might be a little stranger
  But you’re not in any danger

People look at us and they get disgusted
While we sit and laugh at ourselves
Offensive to some but to their displeasure
We sit and laugh at ourselves
Our jokes may be just a little off color
But we sit and laugh at ourselves
Never underestimate the power of a sick mind
We sit and laugh at ourselves 

Road Rage

Stop look and listen
Before you cross the street
Because if you walk in front of me
You will be dead meat 
If driving by me
Please don’t get in my way
My car’s a deadly weapon
When I get the road rage 

Gas Mother Fucker (Push on the) 

You annoying little bastard
Get the hell off of the road
My semi’s in the glove box
And my jimmy’s bout to spload
I’m a ticking time bomb
I’m a tiger in a cage
You better not excite me
Because I got the road rage 

Gas Mother Fucker (Push on the) 

You out of state old
Fucking crinkled dick twat
The light turned green
But you’re in the same spot
They should never give a license
To a person of your age
Out of my way you geriatric fuck
I got the road rage 

Gas Mother Fucker (Push on the)

Rope Burns

Your rope burns are getting worse and they sure are looking sore
And I bet it’s hard to speak with your head taped to the floor
These stains sure will be tough the red seems to soak right through
I bet you wished you knew what the fuck I’m thinking of

And I know at least I feel like there’s something burning deep inside
Got to cause me some human genocide
You may feel all of the pain in the world
But I know I can’t let you go 

And I know what you got inside
And I’ll catch you if you run and hide
And I know what I got in store
So I’ll haunt you for just a little more

I thought I thought things through so many times in my mind
I just never thought this would take up so much of my time
There are many things I learned thinking back on everything
But my conscience sure is starting to really work on me

But I know at least I feel like there’s something burning deep inside
Got to cause a little human genocide
You may feel all of the pain in the world
But I know I won’t let you go

And I know what you got inside
And I’ll catch you if you run and hide
And I know what I got in store
So I’ll haunt you for just a little more

Say Goodnight

Good night it’s time to die
Hope I die at night
I’d drift in to the light
And loose the will to open my eyes 

If the choice were mine
I would die at night 

Send your love and say good night 

No one else but me
Slip in to a dream
No pain to take away
Never unhappy again 

If the choice were mine
I would die at night 

Send your love and say good night 

I hope when I die I in my sleep
Pass along and drift in to a dream
I pray the lord at night my soul to keep 

Send your love and say good night

Your Girlfriend Is Ugly

Hey man how are you doing? Are you having a good day?
That’s good because there’s something I’ve been meaning
to tell you for a long time but until now I didn’t know
how to tell you. Actually I still don’t know how to
 tell you so I’m just going to blurt it out and I don’t want you
 to get mad at me. You won’t get mad at me, right? Good. 

Your girlfriend is pretty ugly.
On a scale to 10 she’d barley even make a 3.
I know you’re only with her because she lets you spend her money
because your girlfriend’s pretty fucking ugly. 

So let me break down my grading scale. She gets one point
 if she’s female. She gets one point if she’s living. She gets
one point if she has all of her natural parts. She gets one point if
she’s human. She gets one point if she has a personality and
three points if it’s a good personality. That’s important you
 know! She gets one point if she’s good looking
and one point if she’s all that BUT….

 Your girlfriend is pretty ugly.
On a scale to 10 she’d barley even make a 3.
I know you’re only with her because she lets you spend her money
because your girlfriend’s pretty fucking ugly. 

Did you ever notice, her eyes they’re too close together
and besides that she has this thing on her upper lip. It’s got
 a big black hair growing out of it and it fucking grosses me
out. I can’t talk to her because my eyes go right to her
fucking mouth. Besides that she looks like a guy.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Your girlfriend is pretty ugly.
On a scale to 10 she’d barley even make a 3.
I know you’re only with her because she lets you spend her money
because your girlfriend’s pretty fucking ugly.